HOW TO GET A PIECE OF THE JOHN MATHER NOBEL FAME

Want to add some letters after your name, young man, young lady?

If you, a graduate student, are selected to receive the John Mather Nobel Scholarship, you get “the designation”:

JOHN MATHER NOBEL SCHOLAR.

I don’t know what that means exactly, but I surmise that you can henceforth write your name as:

John Q. Student, BS, JMNS
Jill Q. Student, MS, JMNS

The time-honored Nobel name and the hallowed Mather name have become a part of your designation! And you get a check of $3000 to boot.

Also, you can become an American Institute of Physics Mather Policy Intern in Washingon DC! If you are this lucky, you will be designated:

Jill Q. Student, BS, AIPMPI

And anyone can invest in John Mather collectibles. As they grow in value, you can proudly display them in your livingroom as framed art. All of the following are copyright and property of JG Autographs, Inc.

Photo of John Mather’s Nobel Medal, hand signed by him.

Alfred Nobel photo hand signed by him (No, not by Alfred. By John.).

Photo of an unidentified object, hand signed by him.

This book might also become valuable in time:

The very first light: The True Inside Story of the Scientific Journey Back to the Dawn of the Universe

Today, a copy of this book signed by Mather is listed at $300.00.

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