“LET’S COUNT EDWARD WITTEN’S SHEKELS!”: A new board game

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Edward Witten Nobel Prize Board Game

Edward Witten Nobel Prize Board Game

But if you cannot win, no matter. Don’t lose heart. Just sing to your heart’s content:

If I were Edward Witten,
Yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum.
All day long I’d biddy biddy bum.
If I were a wealthy man,
I wouldn’t have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy rich,
Idle-diddle-daidle-daidle man.

UNDERSTAND WITTEN:

Edward Witten has an awesome mathematical toolbox which he keeps in his toolshed between the 5th and the 7th dimensions. He has ordinary tools, corded tools, cordless tools, air pressure tools – you name it, he’s got it. His mathematical circular saw has magnetic brake, his topological spirit level has laser attachment. You have no idea!

If you lead him by the hand – toolbox and all – to a flattened roadkill of an armadillo on a shimmering, molten Texas highway in the middle of Abilene summer, he will calculate the stuffings out of it. Then he will tell you if this was a spiritual armadillo or just an odinary one.

The same thing he does in physics. His groupies lick it all up (no, not the armadillo!). Then they decorate him, anoint him, worship him.

So will Edward Witten get the Nobel Prize for Physics? It is a near certainty. Money begets money. Prizes beget prizes. Americans control the Physics Nobel Prizes.

Will he get it this year? I think so. Why? Because his Google image pages are being manipulated to bring to fore all positive images, and new images are being added. He is being shown in many moods, postures and miens. A theme has been chosen: Sweaters. While all this is going on, critical or negative images are being pushed way down or even removed. As I discussed before, these pages are a part of the subterranean campaign for the physics Nobel. The activity here is a good indicator of what is going on underneath. The idea here is to inure the world to the candidate so that the ‘surprise factor’ can be stage managed. Edward Witten is being prepped for the Prize.

Lord have mercy!

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